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11 minutes ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 27,734 notes
girl-pet:

hi im doin another giveaway bc i like giving people things
this time one person will win either a $25 amazon gift card, $25 etsy gift card, or ill buy u minecraft
or if you have a paypal and just want me to give you the $25 for you to use on whatever then thats cool too…. buy a bus ticket, vibrator, weed, idc……
RULES!
reblog only once
like only once
you dont have to follow but its appreciated but my blog is nsfw so
yeah
 
 
 
this ends on like sunday ok
 
now go forth my pretties reblog away (except you can only reblog once)

girl-pet:

hi im doin another giveaway bc i like giving people things

this time one person will win either a $25 amazon gift card, $25 etsy gift card, or ill buy u minecraft

or if you have a paypal and just want me to give you the $25 for you to use on whatever then thats cool too…. buy a bus ticket, vibrator, weed, idc……

RULES!

  • reblog only once
  • like only once
  • you dont have to follow but its appreciated but my blog is nsfw so
  • yeah
  •  
  •  
  •  
  • this ends on like sunday ok
  •  
  • now go forth my pretties reblog away (except you can only reblog once)
14 minutes ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 1,683 notes
15 minutes ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 3,352 notes

graceebooks:

we as a culture really intensely need to get over this idea that having positive feelings about yourself is a negative character trait

19 minutes ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 5,426 notes
27 minutes ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 1,942 notes
A friend of mine was recently cornered in her building doorway, late at night, by a total stranger who “just wanted to take her out for a drink”. She said “No” several times, in increasing alarm, and finally he grabbed her arm and asked “Why not?”. She said, “Because you’re obviously not listening when I say no right now, so I can’t expect you to listen to anything else I say no to.”

To her total shock, he looked appalled, let go of her, apologized, and left. As far as she could tell, it had not occurred to him that cornering a stranger, grabbing her arm, and insisting she go get a drink with him might be seen as the sort of thing a rapist would do.
28 minutes ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 11 notes
29 minutes ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 31,774 notes

kawaii-santa-chan:

kawaii-santa-chan:

kawaii-santa-chan:

there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in

update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a teacher

UPDATE: THE PRINCIPAL WALKED IN AND DIDNT NOTICE ANYTHING

30 minutes ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 59,372 notes

sexicancore:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

mintmeow:

i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them 

do you need a hug

i think we all need a hug

31 minutes ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 83,103 notes
(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
17 hours ago on May 22nd, 2013 | J | 55,935 notes

reblog for a doodle based off yo blog

hiding-in-the-tardis:

doES ANYONE WANT A DRAWING

a doodle???

a little human based off their blog perhaps???

because i’m bored

anD HAVE NO INSPIRATION

so yeah

reblog or whatever and it’d be nice if you were following so your not some random bitch like gimme some art

okAY OKAY HOPEFULLY THIS DOESN’T GET OUT OF HAND

17 hours ago on May 22nd, 2013 | J | 1,312 notes

chris-noth:

today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.

17 hours ago on May 22nd, 2013 | J | 43,641 notes
brinaelegiraffe:

shelzie:

hatewizard:

devidementia:

smellestine:

chipperwhale:

what you fail to realize is that video games shouldn’t cater to females in the first place. It’s largely known that it’s targeted towards the MALE demographic and has been for so many years, so why would they ask for something like that to be handed to them on a goddamn silver platter?
that’s like a guy walking into the women’s department of clothing at a sears and demanding that there be more clothing for men there. Separation of sections be damned.
that’s not how it fucking works

no not really
the game industry is more like walking into a regular department store and seeing that all the clothes are only men’s clothes
and when you ask the cashier where the women’s clothing section is, they wheel out a small rack of cheaply made tutus, g-strings, and high heels all in bright pink
and then when you go “wow really that’s it” you get called an uppity bitch and everybody assumes you want all the focus on you when in reality you’d just like to be considered a worthwhile demographic since you also like to wear clothes, it’s not like you want some ridiculous getup, you just want a solid shirt and pair of pants that fits you alright.
I mean hell you even sort of like men’s clothes and you have no problem wearing them. They suit you well. But it’s very obvious once you throw on a pair of men’s pants that they were not made for you.

^^^

Perfect metaphor is perfect.

brinaelegiraffe:

shelzie:

hatewizard:

devidementia:

smellestine:

chipperwhale:

what you fail to realize is that video games shouldn’t cater to females in the first place. It’s largely known that it’s targeted towards the MALE demographic and has been for so many years, so why would they ask for something like that to be handed to them on a goddamn silver platter?

that’s like a guy walking into the women’s department of clothing at a sears and demanding that there be more clothing for men there. Separation of sections be damned.

that’s not how it fucking works

no not really

the game industry is more like walking into a regular department store and seeing that all the clothes are only men’s clothes

and when you ask the cashier where the women’s clothing section is, they wheel out a small rack of cheaply made tutus, g-strings, and high heels all in bright pink

and then when you go “wow really that’s it” you get called an uppity bitch and everybody assumes you want all the focus on you when in reality you’d just like to be considered a worthwhile demographic since you also like to wear clothes, it’s not like you want some ridiculous getup, you just want a solid shirt and pair of pants that fits you alright.

I mean hell you even sort of like men’s clothes and you have no problem wearing them. They suit you well. But it’s very obvious once you throw on a pair of men’s pants that they were not made for you.

^^^

Perfect metaphor is perfect.

17 hours ago on May 22nd, 2013 | J | 74,665 notes
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

complain3r:
the white cat is me and the gray cat is life

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

complain3r:

the white cat is me and the gray cat is life

17 hours ago on May 22nd, 2013 | J | 57,426 notes
fauxah:

✰

fauxah:

18 hours ago on May 22nd, 2013 | J | 1,755 notes